Beautiful, Beautiful Carnage

Please refrain from such talk to a lady, my friend.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

Oh? Khe he heh~ And you really think you can tell me what to do? What arrogance.

Piss off.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Oi.

You'd do well to watch your own mouth, my friend.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Make me.

You have no idea what I can do.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

I don't even know who or where you are, sir. Make no mistake, I'll be more than happy to curb your errant tongue once I've got my bearings.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

I'd love to see you try.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 07:01 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Don't you know the handsome hero always triumphs over the ugly, rude, ill-tempered, waste-of-life villain?

Fix your face and get rid of those bags under your eyes before speaking. You'll say less stupid thing.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 07:06 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

CAREFUL HE MIGHT SCREW UP YOUR HEAD :<

U-Ugly--?!

They are not bags, they're Egyptian tattoos, you--

Little son of a bitch! Khe, you're asking for it, talking to me like that!

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 02:13 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

If he can get through Johnny's MASSIVE EGO, first

Hm...It's strange how often people say that to me. The trend apparently doesn't change in this world.

Ah, it is the nature of all great men to be persecuted, is it not?

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 02:20 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

His own ego is pretty fuckin' massive 8|

I don't see anything great about you. Unless you mean the amount of sickening trash you spew out every few seconds. That's quite great in amount, yes. I agree.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 03:37 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Ah, my apologies, friend. Sometimes I forget that there are men with a far smaller vocabulary than myself. Men unused to bearing their souls for anything other than threats and screaming. Much like children, in a way.

I'll try to stick with small words.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Srsly, be careful D: Already hating plz?

That isn't what I meant and you know it, you overconfident bastard.

Play with fire, and you'll get burned. I'll remember you. And if you run into me, it won't be pretty. Khe heh heh~

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Re: Srsly, be careful D: Already hating plz?

Is it not the right of strong men to be so?

I'll keep that in mind.

Note to self: "When walking in the woods, stay away from cheeky monkeys."

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

I think you just got added to the "ABSOLUTE LOATHING" list in his profile

...

Consider yourself dead.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 04:28 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Re: I think you just got added to the "ABSOLUTE LOATHING" list in his profile

Duly noted.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

gc0068

Incompetency is a disease here.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

What, do you speak in terms of yourself? Kh.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 07:02 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

gc0068

Fortunately, I have a high resistance to disease, so I was speaking of you.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

I see no incompetence. You must be delirious.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

gc0068

Or you must be an egomaniac.

Posted on Aug. 31st, 2008 06:40 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

theforceoncrack

Haha.

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

...

*growl*

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

You should talk.

What an idiot.

Edited at 2008-08-29 07:50 pm (UTC)

Posted on Aug. 29th, 2008 07:49 pm (UTC) | Link | Thread | Reply

THREATS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

What have I said that constantly deems me an "idiot" in your insignificant eyes? Hmm?

I could ruin you any time I wanted to.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Re: THREATS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

You need your ass kicked.

I'd do it myself.

Then maybe you'd have a REASON to be doing all this whining.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 03:27 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

O FUX I SENSE PLOT INCOMING

Whining? I don't hear anything, maybe you should get your ears checked. You obviously didn't hear me when I told you I could fuck up your life, anyway.

Want to test that?

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

Look, you bastard. I don't care if you hurt me. Stick the knife in. I'll just laugh.

Of course. You're gonna end up losing teeth. Hope you don't mind.

I can think of a reason you might miss them.. heh heh heh.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

You don't mind dying...?

Have fun with my alternative methods of tearing apart your pathetic existence, then. You might think them worse~

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 04:33 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply

You'd be lucky if I didn't kill you first.

I bet you'd die bawling.

What? The hell you know about me. You've got no idea what would 'tear apart my existence' so quit with the bullshit threats.

Posted on Aug. 30th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC) | Link | Parent | Thread | Reply